Why not me

Easy as ABC...
A is for Age: 50-something
B is for Booze: Black Russians,Pina Colada, sweet wines, schanappes, C is for Career: Computer based sales
D is for Dad’s name: Dad
E is for Essential items to bring to a party: Fruit salads
F is for Favorite songs at the moment: I will survive
G is for Goof off thing to do: Read
H is for Hometown: Dinky Town Central Michigan
I is for Instrument you play: Gutiar (sort of)
J is for Jam or Jelly you like: Strawberry
K is for Kids: All grown moved from home gone to roam
L is for Living arrangement: Old Farm House in Tiny Town
M is for Mum’s name: Mom
N is for Names of best friends: Mate, Shadow
O is for overnight hospital stays: Too many
P is for Phobias: claustro - DON'T lock that door!
Q is for Quote you like: "Some problems are like a foot with gangrene; Ignore them and they go away." (self)
R is for Relationship that lasted longest: Mate and Warf
S is for Siblings: Yes
T is for Texas, Ever been? No, but have met lots of nice Texans
U is for Unique trait: I name things
V if for Vegetable you love: asparagus
W is for Worst traits: slob
X is for XRays you’ve had: You can see through me
Y is for Yummy food you make: Orange Rasin Cake
Z is for Zodiac sign: Capricorn

There, one silly meme for you all to steal, like I did!